Stitched
No. 29
TED'S LIFE, YOUR BOREDOM

Stitched

Zach Goodwin · 2025 · 105m · Drama, Family, Fantasy, Crime

"Every secret leaves a scar."

After a violent attack, former counterfeit criminal Ted Terger awakens in a surreal state—forced to witness his life through every conversation ever held about him behind it back. From whispers of admiration to scathing truths, Ted watches as his mother, ex-wife, son, and granddaughter recount their versions of who he was. As the decades unfold in fragments of personal truth and blunt honesty, Ted must confront the legacy he’s left behind.

48%
Critics
55%
Audience
Watch If

You enjoy experimental narratives that prioritize concept over coherent storytelling.

Skip If

You prefer movies with a discernible plot and characters you can actually root for.

Best Consumed While

Folding laundry or doing taxes, anything to distract from the droning dialogue.

ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
4/10
Fun Factor
2/10
Originality
7/10
Visual Craft
5/10
Pretension Index
8/10
Rewatchability
2/10
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