No. 18
VOWS OF MEDIOCRITY
Deadly Vows
Jared Cohn · 2025 · Crime, Thriller
After fleeing the Iran-Iraq war, Darya begins a new life in Los Angeles and is swept off her feet by the charming Sam Lebon. But behind his promises of safety lies a violent darkness. As their relationship twists into abuse and control, Darya makes a daring escape — only to discover Sam has ordered her death. Hunted and alone, she must outwit a relentless predator before his vow becomes her execution.
28%
Critics
35%
Audience
Watch If
You've exhausted every other streaming option and have a high tolerance for made-for-TV movie aesthetics.
Skip If
You prefer your thrillers to actually thrill, or your actors to be given something substantial to work with.
Best Consumed While
Folding laundry and only glancing up during the 'action' scenes.
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
2/10
Fun Factor
3/10
Originality
1/10
Visual Craft
3/10
Pretension Index
6/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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