No. 80
REDEMPTION ARC, SAME OLD SONG
Blue Evening
Jett Jansen · 2025 · 86m · Drama
BLUE EVENING written & directed byJett Jansen and starring Kevin Robert Kesar aka WWE’s Karrion Kross, tells the story of a homeless addict in Los Angeles who stumbles upon a lost masterpiece in a thrift store, setting him on a desperate journey of redemption, survival, and self discovery that forces him to choose between the high that's ruined his life and the future he never thought he deserved.
35%
Critics
48%
Audience
Watch If
You've exhausted every other 'struggling artist in LA' movie on every streaming service.
Skip If
You prefer your redemption arcs to have even a shred of originality or genuine insight.
Best Consumed While
Scrolling through your phone, occasionally glancing up to confirm your predictions.
ScorecardThe Multi-Axis Verdict
Worth Your Time
3/10
Fun Factor
2/10
Originality
2/10
Visual Craft
5/10
Pretension Index
7/10
Rewatchability
1/10
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